It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Randomize
