no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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