Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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