This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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