Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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