Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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