would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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