He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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