how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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