just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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