This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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