I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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