i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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