Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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