everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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