I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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