I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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