I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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