there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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