You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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