So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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