What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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