guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
