so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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