Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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