Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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