if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
love makes seman taste better
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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