He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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