You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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