Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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