I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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