just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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