they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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