Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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