Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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