ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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