i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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