don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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