FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
