Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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