The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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