I just made out with a guy for $7.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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