Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Do plants get herpes?
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