just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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