is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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