so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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