You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
operation have a gay friend backfired
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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