I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
