when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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