I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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