Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Randomize
