Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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