I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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