So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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